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February 17, 2008 at 11:02 pm (Uncategorized)

This is the part where i advertise cool stuff. Aisle 3 Comedy. aisle3comedy.blogspot.com PLEASE check out. The official Aisle 3 website will be up and running soon.

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The Family Guy Drinking Game

February 2, 2008 at 5:54 pm (Uncategorized) (, , )

Okay. I was hangin with a few of friends watcing FamGuy, and decided upon a drinking game. Now you can do it.
Here’s how it’s played:

SIP when
-A flashback/reference occurs
-A celebrity’s name is mentioned
-When someone swears
-When Peter & Lois have sex
-When someone says something bad abut Meg
-When Peter laughs

GULP when
-Someone pukes
-When Lois reads a book
-When Stewie tries to kill Lois
-When Stewie says “Victory Is Mine,” “Damn You All,” or “What The Deuce”
-When Quagmire says “(Giggity) Giggity Goo,” “Oh!,” or “Allright!”
-When someone takes their clothes off

CHUG when
-When someone or a group breaks into song
-When Peter mentions one of his inventions
-If you have he DVD, when a deleted scene comes along in an episode
-If Quagmire mentions someone he wants to have sex with besides Lois
-When a flashback/reference involves a song
-When Quagmire has sex with more than 1 girl

START POURING SHOTS when
-When another character has sex
-When someone who’s not in the Griffin family has a flashback/reference
-When someone compliments Meg
-When Channel 5 News mentions a Griffin
-When a character from another show appears
-When the episode doesn’t start with the theme song

GO FREAKIN’ CRAZY when
-Everything happens in one episode
-Everything happens at once

Enjoy.

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EnviroMENTAL

February 2, 2008 at 6:22 am (Uncategorized) (, , , , , )

Wazup fools. First post. EviroMENTAL. I am of course talking about Al “Greensaver” Gore. This guy cares more about global warming than his own dick. Which is like a cashew between two peeled tangerines. Anyway, if globalwarming was such a big problem, we probably could’ve fixed it without him. I don’t if any of you have seen “An Inconvenient Truth” but this is probably the worst piece of crap i’ve ever seen in my entire life. Now, people thought this ‘informational intelectual important film” (immitating hippie stoners), was good enough, that Mr. Gore should get the ’07 Nobel freakin’ prize. The only thing that would’ve been cool. is if Gore was president right now. If gore was in office instead of Bush, things would be a lot less shittier than they are now. End. EnviroMENTAL.

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Heylo Biotches

February 2, 2008 at 6:12 am (Uncategorized) (, , )

Welcome to EVERYTHING COOL ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER HEARD OF or EVCOAB EVYOUEV HEAROF or just call it EVERYTHING COOL. This entire blog is about random stuff. If you can’t get enough of my blogginess (that’s a totally gay madeup word) check out my youtube page: http://www.youtube.com/lemonwedge24. End. Heylo Biotches.

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