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The Attack Of The Show Drinking Game

djmixenmatch — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:08:47 +0000

SIP when

-Olivia swears

-Kevin gives the Gadget Pr0n item over 80%

-There’s a political parody

-ATN has more than 1 guy hurting himself

-Chris Hardwick shows up

GULP when

-Kevin swears

-Somebody breaks something

-The Feed is hosted by someone other than Layla Kayleigh

-There’s no audience reaction at Epic Fail

-DVDuesday has a Blu-Ray display case

CHUG when

-Somebody breaks into song

-They do a skit

-Olivia says something about her boobs

-Kevin says something about Olivia’s boobs

-If they do What’s Up With Japan without mentioning a monkey

START POURING SHOTS when

-Kevin & Olivia don’t swear

-Somebody else is hosting the show

-ATN After Hours has a foreign chick (excluding England)

-A random celebrity shows up

-The Gadget Pr0n is not a phone, camera, or computer

GO FREAKIN’ CRAZY when:

-Everything happens in one episode

-Everything happens at once

Wait…what’d they say

djmixenmatch — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:40:26 +0000

Well… A3C is going well. Kind of. It’s a money problem. Site will be up by August.

Cook wins AI7-Aisle 3 Comedy site up this weekend!

djmixenmatch — Thu, 22 May 2008 02:08:38 +0000

Well, I have just finished watching the American Idol season finale and am GLAD to say DC won! I think it hit me that he was awesome when I heard his cover of The Beatles’ “Eleanor Rigby.” After that, I was hooked. Now I can say that I know a lot of people wanted DA to win, but do we REALLY need another whiny AI winner? For once I can say I am going to buy the work of the current Idol. Oh yeah, the Aisle 3 Comedy site will be uploaded either this weekend, or next month. If I’m getting MSI tickets, it’ll be up this weekend. We’ll see what happens.

MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE – “IF” NEW ALBUM!

djmixenmatch — Sat, 10 May 2008 03:47:12 +0000

The new album by MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE entitled “IF” is out now! It is amazing – all brand new 15 tracks from the MSI studio. I HIGHLY suggest buying this record, in whatever version possible. Regular, Edited, Deluxe, Vinyl, or Import. “If” is so far my favorite album of 2008. IN STORES NOW!!!

HEY EVERYBODY!

djmixenmatch — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:02:31 +0000

This is the part where i advertise cool stuff. Aisle 3 Comedy. aisle3comedy.blogspot.com PLEASE check out. The official Aisle 3 website will be up and running soon.

The Family Guy Drinking Game

djmixenmatch — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 17:54:56 +0000

Okay. I was hangin with a few of friends watcing FamGuy, and decided upon a drinking game. Now you can do it.

Here’s how it’s played:

SIP when

-A flashback/reference occurs

-A celebrity’s name is mentioned

-When someone swears

-When Peter & Lois have sex

-When someone says something bad abut Meg

-When Peter laughs

GULP when

-Someone pukes

-When Lois reads a book

-When Stewie tries to kill Lois

-When Stewie says “Victory Is Mine,” “Damn You All,” or “What The Deuce”

-When Quagmire says “(Giggity) Giggity Goo,” “Oh!,” or “Allright!”

-When someone takes their clothes off

CHUG when

-When someone or a group breaks into song

-When Peter mentions one of his inventions

-If you have he DVD, when a deleted scene comes along in an episode

-If Quagmire mentions someone he wants to have sex with besides Lois

-When a flashback/reference involves a song

-When Quagmire has sex with more than 1 girl

START POURING SHOTS when

-When another character has sex

-When someone who’s not in the Griffin family has a flashback/reference

-When someone compliments Meg

-When Channel 5 News mentions a Griffin

-When a character from another show appears

-When the episode doesn’t start with the theme song

GO FREAKIN’ CRAZY when

-Everything happens in one episode

-Everything happens at once

Enjoy.

EnviroMENTAL

djmixenmatch — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 06:22:36 +0000

Wazup fools. First post. EviroMENTAL. I am of course talking about Al “Greensaver” Gore. This guy cares more about global warming than his own dick. Which is like a cashew between two peeled tangerines. Anyway, if globalwarming was such a big problem, we probably could’ve fixed it without him. I don’t if any of you have seen “An Inconvenient Truth” but this is probably the worst piece of crap i’ve ever seen in my entire life. Now, people thought this ‘informational intelectual important film” (immitating hippie stoners), was good enough, that Mr. Gore should get the ’07 Nobel freakin’ prize. The only thing that would’ve been cool. is if Gore was president right now. If gore was in office instead of Bush, things would be a lot less shittier than they are now. End. EnviroMENTAL.

Heylo Biotches

djmixenmatch — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 06:12:32 +0000

Welcome to EVERYTHING COOL ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER HEARD OF or EVCOAB EVYOUEV HEAROF or just call it EVERYTHING COOL. This entire blog is about random stuff. If you can’t get enough of my blogginess (that’s a totally gay madeup word) check out my youtube page: www.youtube.com/lemonwedge24. End. Heylo Biotches.